Studies have shown that even though it is called the Miss Universe Pageant, that over the past 57 times that the pageant has been held that every single time, Earth’s contestant has won hands down while the rest of the world has not even bothered to bring anything worth showing — literally! … I mean, maybe they did bring something, and they disguised themselves has Miss Rama-lama-ding-dong, who has never made a showing as far as I know!

So, c’mon! —
Earth: Won 57 times.
The rest of the universe: A big fat zero times!